Sorry to hear you are in such dire straits! But, I have a couple of ideas that might work a little better than the Wishpot idea.
I suggest you announce the start-up of a new church. That is usually a good source of donations. You could name it The Church of Lach and Kari. But I have found that a catchy name for the new church works much better. Considering what you are seeking funds for, something like the Church of Bond or better yet, The Moneypenny Church!

That should get the ball rolling for you. But, you may need something additional. So, be sure to appoint yourself pastor. Better yet, you can “elect” both of you as pastor team. This will ensure that double the funds are coming in.

Once you have established your church, you will need to start requesting donations for the new wing of your church. Be sure to give the wing an interesting name. I suggest the P___y Galore Wing. If you are a true “Bondy” you’ll be able to fill in the blanks.

Last but not least, be sure that you do not offend anyone! To keep the maximum amount coming in, be sure you are accepting of all political parties. Keep helping the “needy” homeless for the Democrats. Be sure to turn away any non-deserving homeless. This will make the Republican’s happy. And, be sure to carry a gun to protect yourself. This will make the Republican’s doubly happy. I’m not sure what makes a Libertarian happy. I guess the fact you would not be paying property taxes as a church makes them happy.

So, a few ideas to hopefully get you back on your feet. We will be praying for you guys and look forward to attending services when you are up and running.